The Book Of Genesis-1 In the beginning God created hipsters. 2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.
3 And God said "Let there be light", so every hipster needed Wayfarers. 4God saw the light and deemed it good. He separated the light and the darkness. 5 God called the light "day" and the darkness he called "night" and every hipster needed to wear some sort of eye wear at night. 6 so God created glasses without prescription lenses and God called these "Moon Glasses". And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day, but the first hipster wasn't awake til noon. 7 And God said, "Let there be a liquid to nourish this people," 8 So God made "Pabst Blue Ribbon", but God hadn't invented water yet so he used the sweat and urine from the hipster's body. 9 God knew that with the invention of PBR something else must be done, so God said "Let there be Parliament Cigarettes" and it was good-the second day. 10 And God said "Let these people appear to look as if they are homeless yet shop at store where a shirt costs 30 sheckles." And so American Apparel and Urban Outfitters were created.
To Be Continued...
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